16 February 2008

Food Porn Note

I still love the site and all, but I must say that I think there is a bit of an unhealthy obsession with bacon and super strange bacon related products going on with the trendspotters that flock to Tastespotting.

To w
it:

The bacon lattice, or bacon weave.














Bacon Vodka:












Bacon Cookie:









Bacon Kettle Corn:













Bacon Crunch Ice Cream:








Bacon Toffee:









Call me old fashioned, unadventurous, whatever, but I just can't get into the whole "Everything is Better with Bacon" universe of food thought.

Also, I'm sorry, but that Ice Cream looks like a pile of poo. I will admit, however, to being mildly (very mildly) intrigued by the bacon lattice. It's kind of pretty. I feel that it would look lovely hanging on the wall.

4 comments:

Bexy said...

I used to resist the power of the bacon, but now, for the most part, I've given over to it.

I know you don't "dig on swine", but "bacon's gooood."

that being said, I'm not going to try bacon ice cream or bacon on cookies. c'mon now! I agree with you on the appeal of the bacon weave/lattice, though. Hilarious!

Michelle said...

to correct you, that ice cream looks like a pile of poo -- with bacon on it.

Amber said...

Touche, Mama, touche.

And thus you have created my new response to everything and anything remotely unpleasant. I've said it twice today already: "Uh uh, I don't want to go to Starbucks, that's a pile of poo with bacon on it." and "Why does the mail not come on President's Day? That's such a bacon poo pile, guh!"

Josh is not particularly amused, especially since bacon is one thing he particularly misses since becoming a vegetarian.

Amber said...

Oh and Bex, I've had the Pulp Fiction scene running in my head for 48 hours now: "Bacon tastes gooood, pork chops taste goooood"

"Sewer rat may taste like punkin pie, but I'll never know cause I wouldn't eat the muthafucka"

Best movie of 94 hands down. I can't believe that was 14 years ago. Scuse me, I have to go have a sitz bath, clean my dentures, warm up my hot water bottle and get ready for bed because the sun goes down in a few hours.