Mama Said.

I don't know about you, but my mom always said that all horizontal stripes (and most plaids) were to be avoided. Here's why:




Jesus, H. I know Charlotte has always had herself a wee bit of junk in her trunk (in the Baby-Got-Badonkadonk, not the Martin-Lawrence-in-Big-Momma sort of way) but this dress makes her look like someone took Dakota Fanning's waist and shoulders and stuck it on Beyonce's hips and thighs.

Not sure what you did to piss off the SATC stylist, Ms. Davis, but you might wanna consider apologizing A. S. A. P (and by apologizing, I mean sending something from Tiffany's, not a florist shop). In the past, if you looked crappy, it was 25 minutes of screen time, maximum. With the feature-length film in production, and with this as the first evidence of how you will be dressed therein, it could conceivably be over an hour - possibly more, depending on the pithiness of this particular resurrection- of you looking like fat-thighed death. You are cute as a button, really, there is no reason for this. Go make nice. Like now .